LET INGA TELL YOU:
Scientists of the world: Want a guaranteed Nobel Prize? Find an alternative to colonoscopies.
Seriously, you will have the world worshipping at your feet. There would be mass rallies of ecstatic oldies dancing in the streets, pouring jugs of GoLytely into sewer drains.
For the uninitiated, GoLytely is the citrus-flavored battery acid that patients are required to drink to cleanse their intestinal tract of anything they might have consumed in the last 15 years. There's an historic French phrase that has nothing to do with colonoscopies but should be on the label of every bottle: "Après moi, le...